Welcome, esteemed collector of the macabre. Here we transform the benign into the fantastic; a perfect amalgamation of man and machine in horrific harmony!
🔧 Catalog of Cursed Inventions 🔧
📷 The Improved Polaroid
Thanks to a generous donation from an unnamed benefactor, this standard Polaroid Land Camera has been equipped with human sight! The power of a millennia of evolution harnessed in this small metal box so your precious memories can be recalled as you saw them-flesh is better than glass!
Try it for yourself! Come have your picture taken.
💽 ️A thinking computer.
One of our most ambitious attempts to date - what if a personal computer could think like a human? A simple question on its surface, but the required ... support networks ... to achieve this feat proved to be quite the challenge.
Place your hand on the plate and see what the personal computer thinks about you!
⌨️ The Bone Typewriter
Each key is a human tooth, clicking with an unsettling crunch as you type.
Price: Your last words