🦴 The Flesh Emporium 🦴

🔧 Catalog of Cursed Inventions 🔧

📷 Hunter the Polaroid Camera

Thanks to Hunter's generous donation, this standard Polaroid Land Camera has been equipped with human sight! The power of a millennia of evolution harnessed in this small metal box so your precious memories can be recalled as you saw them-flesh is better than glass!

Come have your picture taken and Hunter might not steal your soul!

💽 Harry, the thinking computer.

One of our most ambitious attempts to date - what if a personal computer could think like a human? What would it say? Harry here is a particularly opinionated computer, and often negative.

Stick your finger in his mouth so Harry, The Personal Computer,can get a taste and let you know what thinks about you!

We at The Flesh Emporium are always looking for new and macbre ways to marry unwanted and broken technology with the best nature has to offer.